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Looks like Donny the Dick-tater finally hit a red line with the Opus Dei star chamber denizens in the SCROTUS.

Was it Mango Mussolin's actively suspending habeas corpus?

Nope.

Was it...his all but eliminating federal government departments and a

During the $hit Show at Quantico yesterday during which both Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump proved themselves to be definitively to be complete clowns in front of the highest-ranking officers in the U.S. military. I am no fan of our military, but I do

With potentially catastrophic budget cuts looming for the EPA, it should be no surprise that the Trump administration plans to "accelerate" clean up at superfund sites. This is the policy equivalent of sweeping the mess under the rug. Outta

SEC WART, Pete Hogslop, put out an APB for all of his top brass to come...kiss the ass! See, I'm a poet and I don't even know it.

Okay, seriously folks. Sec Pete says the Quantico Confab will be about reinforcing the institutional warrior culture, b

This cartoon highlights Dear leader’s woeful lack of anything resembling intelligence, never mind an intellect. Many others have articulated more eloquently than me what a worthless sack of 💩 this deeply flawed man is.

I guess the most apt an

From the folks who brought us Ivermectin and chloroquine as cures for Covid comes the (expecting) mother of all pseudoscience quackery: if pregnant women take acetaminophen, they say, then there’s a higher likelihood that their children will ha

Whoa, Nelly!!! Looks like Tom “the Bomb” Homan was engaged in a little preemptive quid pro quo prior to his patron and benefactor’s election. And it was all caught on tape by the weaponized Gmen at the now much maligned and mismanag

I don’t take much joy in pointing out the shortcomings of my co-religionists, but when they are causing great harm to people, places, and things I consider important, I will because I can.

I have little patience for those Jews who have made a

@lgcox must think he's such a clever guy, #smartestguyintheroom, a #genius, no, make that, #supergenius. Why else would think that all of us #rubes and #mooks wouldn't see right through his hokey performance where he tried both to #dotherightthing, c

While the #media, #pundits, #politicos, #influencers and the like obsess over @charliekirk1776 they ignore yet another #massshooting at a school in @colorado where four children were murdered.

As a nation we have become so accustomed to hearing abou

I like horses. I really do. I would never want to hurt one, never mind beat it to death, and certainly not beat a dead one, but here I go again…

Because @thedemocrats , besides being woefully inept, clueless, and clearly out of their depth fo

Let me try to be charitable: some of @thedemocrats have made an effort to sound “tough,” maybe even “combative,” but like most of their #insidethebeltway #politics, it’s all #performative #hooey to get us all to shut up

With the ongoing #purge of competent #civilservant employees in the federal government we are quickly losing enormous amounts of institutional memory, expertise, and above all highly professional and committed #publicservants.

Of course, the #veryst

And we wonder where the #TangTotalitarian got his inspiration for rewriting American history with that god-awful cartoon depicting Columbus saying, “Well, at least they got to live.” Such false binary choices have been the #goto #modusope

Lil’ #donthecon has been #whining up a storm about how much he deserves the #nobelpeaceprize for his #manic #peace #treaty #performances, #centering himself as the majordomo #moverandshaker. Except that he really wasn’t, and those “

@thedemocrats are finally making at least a show of having some #guts and #punching back against @potus and his #fashy #minions. Unfortunately, it's mostly just that, a "show." The party continues to be "led" by the #geritol #gene

When your #pedophilepast begins catching up with you, it's time to distract, distract, distract. Why not #killtwobirdswithonestone by #whitewashing #ushistory? And what better place to start than the @smithsonian where millions of #americans and #tou

Looks like Donny the Dick-tater finally hit a red line with the Opus Dei star chamber denizens in the SCROTUS.

Was it Mango Mussolin's actively suspending habeas corpus?

Nope.

Was it...his all but eliminating federal government departments and a

During the $hit Show at Quantico yesterday during which both Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump proved themselves to be definitively to be complete clowns in front of the highest-ranking officers in the U.S. military. I am no fan of our military, but I do

With potentially catastrophic budget cuts looming for the EPA, it should be no surprise that the Trump administration plans to "accelerate" clean up at superfund sites. This is the policy equivalent of sweeping the mess under the rug. Outta

SEC WART, Pete Hogslop, put out an APB for all of his top brass to come...kiss the ass! See, I'm a poet and I don't even know it.

Okay, seriously folks. Sec Pete says the Quantico Confab will be about reinforcing the institutional warrior culture, b

This cartoon highlights Dear leader’s woeful lack of anything resembling intelligence, never mind an intellect. Many others have articulated more eloquently than me what a worthless sack of 💩 this deeply flawed man is.

I guess the most apt an

From the folks who brought us Ivermectin and chloroquine as cures for Covid comes the (expecting) mother of all pseudoscience quackery: if pregnant women take acetaminophen, they say, then there’s a higher likelihood that their children will ha

Whoa, Nelly!!! Looks like Tom “the Bomb” Homan was engaged in a little preemptive quid pro quo prior to his patron and benefactor’s election. And it was all caught on tape by the weaponized Gmen at the now much maligned and mismanag

I don’t take much joy in pointing out the shortcomings of my co-religionists, but when they are causing great harm to people, places, and things I consider important, I will because I can.

I have little patience for those Jews who have made a

@lgcox must think he's such a clever guy, #smartestguyintheroom, a #genius, no, make that, #supergenius. Why else would think that all of us #rubes and #mooks wouldn't see right through his hokey performance where he tried both to #dotherightthing, c

While the #media, #pundits, #politicos, #influencers and the like obsess over @charliekirk1776 they ignore yet another #massshooting at a school in @colorado where four children were murdered.

As a nation we have become so accustomed to hearing abou

I like horses. I really do. I would never want to hurt one, never mind beat it to death, and certainly not beat a dead one, but here I go again…

Because @thedemocrats , besides being woefully inept, clueless, and clearly out of their depth fo

Let me try to be charitable: some of @thedemocrats have made an effort to sound “tough,” maybe even “combative,” but like most of their #insidethebeltway #politics, it’s all #performative #hooey to get us all to shut up

With the ongoing #purge of competent #civilservant employees in the federal government we are quickly losing enormous amounts of institutional memory, expertise, and above all highly professional and committed #publicservants.

Of course, the #veryst

And we wonder where the #TangTotalitarian got his inspiration for rewriting American history with that god-awful cartoon depicting Columbus saying, “Well, at least they got to live.” Such false binary choices have been the #goto #modusope

Lil’ #donthecon has been #whining up a storm about how much he deserves the #nobelpeaceprize for his #manic #peace #treaty #performances, #centering himself as the majordomo #moverandshaker. Except that he really wasn’t, and those “

@thedemocrats are finally making at least a show of having some #guts and #punching back against @potus and his #fashy #minions. Unfortunately, it's mostly just that, a "show." The party continues to be "led" by the #geritol #gene

When your #pedophilepast begins catching up with you, it's time to distract, distract, distract. Why not #killtwobirdswithonestone by #whitewashing #ushistory? And what better place to start than the @smithsonian where millions of #americans and #tou

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